Is it true the Iraqi government asked that Dick Cheney not quail hunt while in Iraq?

Jus’ wonderin why in Merced County they have pot holes on the old highway but when it enters Mariposa County those are instantly replaced by bomb craters?

Jus’ wonderin’

Why humming birds never hum a tune.

Or why not at least whistle one?

Why do you need either a chain saw or a stick of dynamite to open a box of crackers?

Are we supposed to hand the box over two a three year old and just wait a moment or two?

Jus’ wonderin’?

Why do the birds that fly all the way to Argentina turn around and then fly back a few months later?

Jus’ wonderin’?

Do they have funerals for dead batteries?

Why not?

At least, send flowers.

Jus’ wonderin’?

Which is more dangerous; a crow in a tree with a sub machine gun or an elephant on the roof with a box of hand grenades?